There is a common misconception that hell contains fire and brimstone.
This is untrue. Hell is actually an endless series of joists that need to be sistered.

...Today was actually fantastic. After a slow and slightly frustrating start sistering the aforementioned floor joists, we were able to move on to building window headers and king jacks--with easier nails!
It is SO exciting to watch this house go up in leaps and bounds.